Some of my favorite sayings. Truth is a constant and there are sayings that contain truth but may not be included in the Bible. Some are quite funny and I have included the ones that made me giggle. I have appropriated these from someone's website. I could not think of these on my own I am a lot like #26 and 7 and 18 is my favorite.
1.Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, . . . . so . so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
28. "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke.
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